My friend: So this bitch is totally trying to steal my boyfriend. I will take her down.
My other friend: I’ll help you!
Me: Me too!
My Gay Best Friend: Me too! I’ll judge her outfit while you guys beat her up.
My Gay Best Friend (while playing with my hair): Why don’t you ever do anything with your hair?
Me: I don’t even know how to braid my hair.
My Gay Best Friend: Oh my God, it’s a gay man’s worst nightmare.
Me (referring to karate): Do you have a black belt?
My Gay Best Friend: In karate or like as an accessory?