My friend: So this bitch is totally trying to steal my boyfriend. I will take her down.
My other friend: I’ll help you!
Me: Me too!
My Gay Best Friend: Me too! I’ll judge her outfit while you guys beat her up.
s c r e a m to be heard.
-
2011-10-26
Source: shitmygaybestfriendsays
-
→
Shit My Gay Best Friend Says!: My Gay Best Friend: Omg this shit is hilarious. It makes me want to go...
My Gay Best Friend: Omg this shit is hilarious. It makes me want to go out and make fun of people.
My Best Friend: Why? Making fun of people is mean.
My Gay Best Friend: Only if you say it to their face, besides its called constructive criticism and I got made fun of all the time now look…
Source: shitmygaybestfriendsays
-
→
My Gay Best Friend (while playing with my hair): Why don’t you ever do anything with your hair?
Me: I don’t even know how to braid my hair.
My Gay Best Friend: Oh my God, it’s a gay man’s worst nightmare.
Source: shitmygaybestfriendsays
-
→
Me (referring to karate): Do you have a black belt?
My Gay Best Friend: In karate or like as an accessory?
Source: shitmygaybestfriendsays
-
→
(via elitorias)
-
→
Since when can my dash read my mind?
Source: shagcaster
-
→
-
→
Source: igo1direction
-
→
Source: buzz-lightpayne
-
→
(via gouptown)
Source: mixthatdougie-fresh
